Scott Adams has a fairly humorous post about dancing. I commented, but still felt the need to post a bit about it. Dances (as well as other various gatherings) were a very big deal with the crowd that I hung with in my late teens and early twenties. Rather than being left out of things, I generally would attend, normally just skulking around the edges of the dance floor. Smoking. Talking with my closest friends, who also skulked around the edges of the dance floor. Occasionally I would get out and dance, until a girl friend told me that I dance like an ape in heat. Consider this. Dressed in leather, tatoos, long hair. Very heavy metal. Dancing to Wang Ching and whatnot. Looking like an ape in heat. Very fucking funny. It wasn’t until now, writing this down, that I realize just how fucking stupid I must have looked. Damn.
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Does Grover live on Sodomy Street?
Damn, those helmets make them look like big dicks, although I guess that maybe that was the point.
One sick puppy
As he might say, Just Damn!
I know all about doing the pee pee dance, as I can’t hold my piss worth a damn, and go through 2-3 pots of coffee per day myself. Hell, I passed up a beer to fill my travel mug just a while ago. I don’t know about getting a buzz on from it, although a nice healthy shit is often close to sexual.
Black Friday Fun
Hope you all enjoyed shopping on Black Friday you stupid bunch of fucks. This is what happens when a bunch of damn fatass people charge into Wal-Mart at 5am. Catch a hint (sshhh…shop online)
SmitHappens- Wal-Mart Stampede Video!
Thanks to NSFW
Always good for a chuckle
While I haven’t foraged for my supper in one, as a 5.75 per hour cook in my late teens and early twenties I collected a large portion of my furniture from dumpsters, including the couch that I slept on. My budget didn’t allow for some of the finer things of life such as furniture or food. It barely paid the rent considering that a large portion of my earning generally were spent on titties and beer (not always in that order).
plump milf bootie pies
No, I haven’t started running a porn site. This was the subject for a junk mail I received earlier. Should drum up a nice bit of traffic from google, don’tcha think?
I love the internet
Warning, if you are at work, DON’T visit!!
Big Boobs Alert, the big breasts blog
You know, my wife used to give out my web address to people that she knows, so that they could see pics of the kids and stuff. For some strange reason, she has stopped doing that. I don’t understand 🙂
The Dark Knight
Oh yes, Batman kicks some serious ass.
You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight.< /br> As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.< /br>< /br>
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0 |
Trash for Trash
Came across this link explaining what to do with spam (snail mail) via Gut Rumbles. May just have to try this next week.
Get off your fat ass and get a job
Have you ever noticed that this is the only country in the entire world where we have fat poor people? What the fuck is up with that. Now some fucking dumbass is proposing the idea that we should have a minimum yearly income level. If you don’t meet it, then the government cuts you a check (taken by gunpoint from my fucking earnings, naturally, like the rest of the overbearing federal income tax). Hell, all that will do is promote a bunch of lazy, lard-ass, welfare collecting fuckers to work even less than they do now, if that is possible. I will try to find an actual link to the info, and post it when I do.