Have you ever gone outside to have a smoke, and taken your pocket PC with you because you just couldn’t stop playing that stupid fucking bejeweled? And while you were out there, sitting in the dark on your front steps in your blue jeans with no shirt or shoes a goddamn tree roach dropped down the back of your pants and started doing the tango on your butt cheeks? So you were hopping around on one leg with one hand down your pants and trying not to drop the damn ipaq out of the other, finally the fucker comes down out the bottom of your leg? If you ever have the opportunity, relish the experience, because the people that live across the street certainly will.
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Damn Polictical Correctness
Maybe it’s just that I am an insensitive white, byt this stuff just does not seem like a big deal to me. Scree the NCAA (and NORAD too).
CNN.com – Airspace exercises to drop?references to U.S. Indians – Aug 11, 2005
On a scale of one to ten…
…How old is Michael Jackson’s Boyfriend?
This was pretty damn funny. Thanks to Girlpunch.
I’m feeling sick to my stomach now.
Thanks to Rob, I now have no fucking appetite. If you really want to see what happens when you hang out in Berkeley for too long with a bunch of fucking hippies smoking dope, check this out. I saw what is either a chick with a goatee, or a guy with huge fucking man-boobs, as well as a guy that looks like a chick, or some lady that is in the midst of her sex-change surgery. Damn.
A fresh pair of undies
August 10th is National Underwear day. Whatever.
Someone received a well-deserved beatdown
And it wasn’t me, haha.
Apparently Russia’s biggest spammer was murdered. Damn, noone deserves to die like this, but if it has to be someone, I guess the assholes that fill up my inbox are just a tiny bit above shit on the evolutionary scale.
How I spent my summer vacation
Actually it was only a few hours, but it sucked nonetheless (is that actually even a word). Has to drive to Norcross tonight to cater something at our office, but got ensnarled (I loke that one too) in this fucking mess. Two cars and four tractor trailers tied it up and at least one person has died. That is the really sucky part. I can deal with traffic, but it sucks thats someone had to die. I hate taking 285 anywhere, and this just makes me not want to get anywhere near it. Needless to say, I never made it to Norcross. 45 minutes after I should have been there, I was sitting 1/4 mile from the South Cobb exit. Got off, went the fuck home. Luckily we got in touch with the people at the office and they took care of it. I didn’t understand why one of the management teams from Atlanta weren’t taking care of this in the first place, rather than us having to drive 75 fucking miles so that we could stand outside in 100 degree weather and grill stuff for 170 people anyway. I will readily admit that we have the best team in the company, but they can’t all be nucking forons.
Star Wars Porno
I should be working, but damn.
Serious Phone Sex
Damn, talk about technological innovation. A few years ago is was bananas and cucumbers, now this.
Here we go again
CNN.com – Hurricane Dennis?deadly in Cuba, Haiti – Jul 8, 2005