Tramp Stamp Tuesday

Needs bigger clothes. I didn’t say ALL of them would be attractive…

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The Laptop

With the Boy leaving for boot camp in a few weeks, the wife has laid claim on his laptop while he is away. That was quick. I guess I shouldn’t complain as I am going to temporarily snag his 19″ LCD. I say temporarily because he worked very hard for it a couple of years ago and bought it with the proceeds of a summer’s work.

Anyway, I will have to get to the laptop at least once or twice. I have some software to install, including a tracking package, and I also want to pop some extra Dell Memory in as well.

Memorial Day

Memorial Day is a day for all of us, no matter our political beliefs, to pause and reflect on the sacrifices of our fallen service members who have died valiantly in order to uphold our beliefs in Life, Liberty and Property, those most valuable assets which are recognized in the founding documents of our great country.

Have a great day folks…

Ashamed…

I guess I did something tonight that I have never done before, and I feel like shit right now because I know it was the wrong thing to do. I napped for a couple of hours this evening in preparation for going out tonight and checking on the stores to see what my third shift is doing. There is never enough management oversight in our stores on the graveyard shift, so they do pretty much whatever the fuck they want. If you have a good manager that has been there any length of time they mostly behave, but if you have new managers like I do or shitty managers, they rip us off blond or worse.

The first store I visited I sat in the bank parking lot for awhile spying on them with my cool little spyglass. The restaurant wasn’t busy, but it was pretty steady. A full house. After awhile I drove over and parked in the lot behind the building so that they wouldn’t see me drive up. I walked around the side of the building and when I got inside the only person on the floor was the cook. The few tables without customers were nasty and both of the waitresses were in the back room. Nobody even noticed. Hell, I made it all the way around the counter and had tapped the cook on the shoulder before he even noticed I was there. Scared the shit out of him. I could have grabbed the cash register and been gone had I wanted to.

When I walked in the back room, it was full of smoke from whatever the fuck the two waitresses had been smoking. Damn they scrambled to hide it. One of the girls was so freaked out she was shaking. I just dilly dallied around as if they had done a good job of fooling me and acted stupid, checked a few things and walked the fuck back out of the restaurant like nothing had happened. What I should have done at that point is fire all their asses on the spot and found replacements, but the place was full and I didn’t want to be out of my bed in the first place. I am sure that they will behave for a least a couple of days now, maybe long enough for me to find replacements and shit-can them, but a few years ago I would have done just as I should have and fired them all.

The other two shops were pretty good. Everyone was on the floor working and the places looked at least OK. I did find a cook to come in for one of them so they could go home, but that was about the extent of it at the other two stores.

Maybe it’s not as big of a deal as I feel like it is, but I have this shitty knot in my gut because I am ashamed that I acted like a pussy and went home to bed.

Monday Manboobs

Damn. Only look before breakfast…Posting a few minutes early as I am headed in to work for a couple of hours.

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Fuck the Pain Away…

As a child of the seventies in Atlanta I watched all of the older syndicated on what was to be later called TBS including the Andy Griffith show as well as the offshoots and all of the other sitcoms.

I have said before that the World Wide Web is a glorious place. Where else could you find something as cool as the edited footage from the Andy Griffith show set to the tune of Peaches – Fuck the Pain Away. Sooner or later I am going to be in Washington and I am going to have to buy the Zero Boss a beer. Thanks for turning me on to the link at 5AM this morning which is when I came across it.

How to Make an Airhorn

I found directions over at Lifehacker about how to make your own airhorn in about five minutes. Cool. I could have used one of those last night at the graduation. I was the one hooting and hollering when my son’s name was called. The don’t call me a dumbass redneck for nothing.

Just a Quick Plug

My brother came to visit this weekend and left me a copy of his new book to review. I have just started it and will post a full review later once I have finished it, but I have made it into the second chapter (which I had previously read an excerpt from) but I will tell you that right in the first it grabs you and wants you to keep on reading. I had to force myself to put it down as I have to go in to work in a few minutes to surprise some folks with a mid-shift drawer change.

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If you are adventurous enough to go ahead and get it or have already heard the podcasts, head on over and purchase Republic: A Novel of America’s Future at Amazon.

The Site…

I meant to link Elisson’s site above as well, but somehow overlooked it. Here is the link.

Shorts in a Wad…

…not really but that is the title for the inestimable Elisson’s new book! woohoo. It is a collection of 100 of his 100 word stories. If you have had a chance to read them over at hos site you know exactly what I am talking about.

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Shorts in a Wad: One Hundred 100-Word Stories is the title and it’s also the link to where you can purchase it on Amazon…go check it out.