September 2006

The Body Count…

…is up to about three at work. I know I posted a bit about it from work yesterday, but I’m not done bitching.

I managed to run off one of the guys Monday morning. Not bad for having been there six days at this temporary store. He apparently was not all he could be, or in other words, he was a piece of crap. They had taken him off the schedule, but unfortunately whoever was running the store before I got there Wednesday had an hourly associate fire him, which was a big no-no. Then they made him pay back $26 in cash that he had probably stolen anyway. We don’t take cash from our associates, no matter what. The grandmother got involved, called the division manager, and he kept his job. I decided he needed retraining. He never called or came in to check his schedule, just shows up for work at 7AM Saturday morning, at which point I sent him home. I don’t generally train on weekends, and I had him scheduled to come in Monday morning. I let him and his dad know that he was going to be retrained, and possibly trained as a cook, because I thought he would do alright, and I wanted him to be successful. Yeah. Anyway, he shows up Monday morning and immediately cops an attitude because I wanted to retrain him (even though I had made that clear two days prior) and clocked in and stood around on the floor talking on the cell phone, I guess to get in touch with my division manager. I gave him about 15 minutes and told him that he could either put his hat on and start working with the waitress that was going to train him, or he could clock out and get off the floor. He opted for the latter, and so all I have to put on his separation notice is “quit with no notice”. Always nice to have for a job reference.

There was another girl that was apparently just running off the customers and stealing as well. I took her off the schedule my first day and haven’t heard from her since.

The third one was yesterday. They had hired this girl that should never been hired in the first place. My boss had tried to put her to work a few weeks prior, at MY old store, and I nixed that idea, so apparently she put her at the one I am running for the month. She worked sat around on her fat ass for four days, then yesterday she was supposed to come in at 4PM and cook until 9. I was going to cook until she got there. At 3:30 she called and said she was going to be late. When I pressed her for an exact time she told me 5PM. OK, I can deal with that. Even though I had to be back at shift change (9PM) that would give me enough time to come home, shower, and see everyone. At 5:30, she called back and said that she wasn’t coming in. I told her that I had already figured that part out and had covered it. I hadn’t covered it, but that’s none of her fucking business. The thing that most of my employees at my old store figured out in about three days is that I don’t work unscheduled doubles, seconds, or thirds. Fuck that noise. Over the last three years, I have worked a grand total of maybe three second and third shifts (scheduled). I also worked maybe two unscheduled shifts because I was hung (literally and figuratively). Both of those people were terminated on the spot. I require a six hour notice if you want to call in, UNLESS it is an emergency. Shit happens, I know that and will always make allowances for it. People that miss more than two or three days a year don’t work for me very long. Sometimes it takes a while to get the right staff, but once I do, I keep them. Anyway, like I said, I don’t work fucking doubles. She’s fired, and I don’t actually fire very many people. Now I have about seven shifts to cover this coming week (schedule starts tomorrow). No big deal, I should have it staffed by Thursday.

There are at least three more that are going to have to go before I leave and open my new store. I promised the manager trainee that will be taking that store that I will fix some of her problems before she gets it. She is pretty nice, and I don’t want a bunch of crap floating around taking advantage of her.

I’m also in the process of getting ready to open the new store. Picked up the paperwork for the business license today, and set up the bank account as well. It looks like they may be putting in the parking lot in the next few days, at which point I will spend a few evenings up there with some applications. The have bumped up the number of people they want me to hire twice over the last month, now they want 45. This may be the busiest fucking store I have ever run. Good deal, as that translates into more $$$ for my creditors. I think I am going to open on October 26th now, so blogging may be light for a couple of weeks after that, as we will run 24 hour management at least for a week. Who the fuck am I trying to kid. I’ll still blog, just give up sleep for awhile.

I also went in this morning even though it was my day off so that I could get some paperwork done and make a bank deposit. I had also set up a catering order for 30 people and didn’t want my boss to get stuck cooking it by herself. Finally got home around noon. So much for my first day off this week.

Anna is testing for the Academic team at school today, so I’ll be picking her up late, then have to have her back there by 6:30 for some kind of a performance at the PTO meeting. Damn, it’s going to be a long one.

In other asshole news, I was over at Howtokillpeople.com and ran across this little piece of art that made me laugh my ass off. Now, I don’t take tragedy lightly, and think it is horrible that Steve Irwin is dead, but other than that I have to make fun of someone, so here it is:

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Hehe, perfect. I need a T-Shirt with that on it.


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What have I gotten myself into?

Since I was going to be leaving my store next month anyway, and we already had my replacement trained, “they” decided to put me in another store for a month that needs fixing. Damn, but it’s slow as shit here.
They have spent the last 20 months running off all of the business and have done a real good job of it. The store has basically been left to a bunch of 16-20 year olds to do whatever the hell they want.
I’ve already managed to run off a couple of people, and am bringing on a couple of my former employees. There are about five others that I am going to try and replace before I leave as well.
All I know is that I am working even harder here doing half the business.It’s a complete goatfuck here.
But it does give me the occasional minute to blog.

“Like a zombie air force rising from the dead”

For some reason we are watching some kind of show on fire ants on Discovery, or one of those channels. One of the ways that these ranchers are combating the spread is using these flies that are the ants natural enemies. The guy doing the commenting describes the maggots turning into flies :like a zombie air force rising from the grave”. Naturally I thought of Eric.

Update – If you actually want an explanation of the flies and what they do, you can find it here. My favorite part is still the line in the title though.


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Hi, I’m Chucky. Wanna play?

This is just too damn weird. I already have three pain in the ass kids, why would I want more? Makes me think of all the movies where the dolls kill someone, usually the first chick that shows her tits.


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It’s my own damn fault

…but I can’t get that damn crab song out of my head. It’s been banging around in those empty spaces for a few days now. Damn, I’ve gotta find something else just slightly less stupid to take my mind off of it.

Music

Dax posted a bit earlier about progressive rock over at his site, with a small offering as well. As much as I am into the hard stuff, and classic rock, I absolutely love progressive rock from the ’60s and ’70s. I grew up listening to ELP, King Crimson, and Hawkwind to name a few. I commented over there that I was listening to In the Court of the Crimson King: 30th Anniversary Edition. Even though King Crimson remained a great band I loved the stuff that Greg Lake did with them. He did two albums (three if you count the two-disc Epitaph released in 1997) with them before ELP, In the Court of the Crimson King, and In the Wake of Poseidon. The first was most definitely the best. What pisses me off is that none of them can be found at the itunes store.

It’s pretty hard to find some stuff on the internet (like videos from the late ’60’s, but I managed to come up with this short flick called “The Janitor” put together by a dude that uses 21st Century Schizoid Man as the soundtrack.

Very cool.


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Worn out already

This next month is going to be harder than I thought. It is a much slower store, so should be like a vacation. I can only wish. A couple of poorly trained employees, a couple with bad attitudes, and a couple more that know everyfuckingthing. Damn. They have a few good ones, they are just in need of someone to give them directions. In my first two days there I’ve pissed off at least four of them, taken two off the schedule completely. On the bright side though, I haven’t noticed any with pill issues, at least not at work. Bonus.


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Back to work

I have to go back today. It’s going to be a long one. I start at my old store, have to close the weekly payroll, do audits and inventories and such checking myself out and the new manager in. Then I head to the new store that I will spend about three weeks in, and check IN, doing more audits and inventories. I’ll spend part of the day cooking, then have a couple of interviews to do for the store I will be in next month. Damn. Then I have to drive out to the damn Galleria for a meeting at 3:45 this afternoon until 6:30. Cool, I get to go home in rush hour traffic in Cobb County.

Something is still weird with my site. I can get to it, then I can’t. I am starting to gt pissed off. It was up for a little while yesterday, but this makes the better part of a day that it has been down. Guess I will just save this post until I get home tonight. Then I can bitch about what a long day it HAS BEEN 🙂 rather than how long it is going to be. It’s all the same anyway.

Damn, the site was down this morning. I wrote the above this morning about 5am. Just got home after a 16 hour day. Don’t think I will do any posting other than answering a few comments.


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I've got a big bag of Crabs…

Damn that was irritating…

…enough so that I won’t even host the damn thing on my site. I’m warning you. DON’T CLICK THIS LINK unless you have already had something to dull the pain. I’ll never be able to play Half-Life again.

Thanks to Dragon Lady for keeping me up all fucking night with that music in my head.

Damnitall. My site is down again. Twice in the same day. Now that pisses me off.

Back up again. Whatever.


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Trouble in paradise

Me corsair is in the shipyard again. Avast! and fucking arrrr. Have to get the valve cover gasket on the main mast replaced. This should pain me to the tune of several hundred doubloons. No ale this end of the week. Scurvy bastards.


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