Why is it when someone comes in and takes a dump; leaves the thick viscous nasties that stick to the side and don’t go down with one flush, they don’t give a courtesy second flush to get rid of the rest. You might as well just shit on my floor, I don’t want to go in and see your poop at all. Nothing an extra flush can’t fix. It’s not just guys either. I check the restrooms several times during the day and it’s a common occurrence to walk in and see fresh tar laid down the side of my toilet.

If you come in and eat and I see you go in and realize in time that you have left me a gift to clean up, I will make sure NOT to wash my hands before I prepare your wonderful hot breakfast.

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