I Was Walking in My Sleep When My Dick Fell Out…

I just don’t know what to make of this story. It’s not that I don’t believe that people sleepwalk all the time but Christ, he made it all the way into the other room and put the 16-year-old babysitter’s hand in his pants. Sleepwalking my ass. I think that if I were her daddy I would be out with a hunting rifle about now.

About Richard

Just another asshole.