July 31, 2007

299

Even if I can’t drag anything out of my sick and twisted brain to post in the next ten minutes (as if that is ever a problem) I definitely wanted to make sure that I broke my record of 298 posts on this site in one month. This one is #299. BFG right? The more posts, the more traffic, the more money.

Aha.

Actually it’s not all about the money or else I would keep posting on those days like I was having last week where I just had nothing to say or only put up one or two posts. Some days I just don’t have shit to say and others I get diarrhea of the mouth, or in this case of the keyboard.

Jesus Appears On A Garage Floor

Looks a bit like a vagina to me..Jesus…Vagina…Jesus…Vagina.

Either way, they are wanting to make some money for it.

You know, I took a dump last night and could have sworn Buddha popped out of my bung hole. I wonder if I could make a little extra cash for the little Buddha on my basement floor (that’s where the wife is making me sleep lately).


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Time For An Apology

Now that we as American Citizens have apologized to the Japanese Americans for imprisoning them during WWII and we’ve apologized for enslaving blacks, it’s about darn time for someone else to apologize for their transgressions.

Bermuda

One of the places I would love to go on Vacation is Bermuda. Not quite as hot as the rest of the Caribbean as it is 650 miles east of North Carolina, the main vacation season in Bermuda is just the opposite of the rest of the islands. Most of them have their main seasons from December through March but Bermuda is supposed to have it’s best weather in the summer time.

The Bermuda Islands or Somers Isles as they are also known are a British overseas territory, the oldest remaining in the Kingdom of Great Britain. There are 138 islands in a total area of about 20 square miles.

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Photograph copyright Bermuda Ministry of Tourism & Transport

Bermuda’s population is somewhere around 65,000, about that of a small city. The weather in Bermuda is pretty temperate as well. The average summer time high in July and August are 85 degrees. May and June are 75 to 80, which is probably about the time I would want to go, although as I normally just want to hang out and drink beer January and February might just be the right time for me to go. Less crowds, less heat. Perfect, particularly if you want to walk everywhere.

From what I was reading about when to go to Bermuda, the off-season does sound pretty good to me particularly as the prices are much better, but this is also when most of the hotels and resorts do their major repairs and renovations. It wouldn’t be good to make reservations and then find out I was staying in the midst of a construction zone.

Everything I have read about Bermuda leads me to believe that the weather would be about what I am used to from Hilton Head, only slightly milder since you have the gulf stream going right through there. A perfect vacation spot in other words. I still haven’t given up on Key West in January but Bermuda is certainly sounding much better and it would be a shorter flight as well and since I hate flying with a passion, that’s always a bonus. It would give me an excuse to use that new camera too.


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Finally A Day Off

It’s been a pretty darned long week. I managed to get some major clean-up finished at my worst store since the manager has been on vacation. I straightened up all of his stuff as well and got everything organized, since being neat and organized seriously helps speed up the job. We’ll have to wait and see how long that lasts. My boss and I are supposed to be meeting there in the morning for a little chat with the manager and that should prove interesting to say the least.

I have to run to Carrollton at some point today and visit the Social Security office. RePete is starting pre-K this year and I need her Social Security card. Not that I am going to allow the school to have her information, but I need her SS card anyway. The letter I received from her school showed proof of residence and SS cards among the items we are supposed to bring next week. Being against giving out my children’s social security numbers, I did some research and they have to let my daughter in when I refuse to give it to them, so I will be making an ass of myself at some point next week, not that that’s different from any other day of course..

Today should prove to be a fairly busy day as well. I have a ton of posting that I need to do, I have a computer to fix, and I need to get my closet cleaned out. Cleaning the closet will be the hardest part of the day. Computer equipment, old clothes, receivers. Hell, there might even be a dead body or two lying around in there.

NRCSA Study Abroad Programs

The NRCSA has been around for 37 years assisting 80,000+ students by evaluating study programs abroad, evaluating them and finding the ones that fit what you are looking for. Start out with the NRCSA Study Abroad Programs by finding the category that fits you right. There are programs to fit every type of student whether they be a mature adult, a teen, or a teacher among a list of varied categories.

There are 36 different language choices in 42 different countries around the world that the NRCSA deals with and all of the NRCSA schools have been rated as the best in their area. Students rate the schools by different criteria and you can find the top lists in each category on their web site. Over 300 universities in the United States have formal programs with foreign schools involved with NRCSA and most of them lean heavily on language immersion training and area studies. Some of the others specialize in business and education.

Sooner or later all of the kids in the house will be grown and I will eventually go back to school. I would love to participate in some type of foreign studies program and expand my knowledge.


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Tramp Stamp Tuesday

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I’m not at all sure what that is but it looks like an alien is about to eat her ass.


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