I am so going to hell for this but at least I will have company. I’ve got my gear for Helen, have you got yours?


Having spent the last two decades in management I have become quite adept at shifting blame, so you can blame this one on the jews. They make more sense than the rest anyway.

When my church loving nine-year-old (we let them make their own choices, I just won’t take them) saw the shirt and realized that we were taking a picture she says “I want to be Mary!”


Jeebus Rules Man!