Always one in a crowd

My wife will probably read this and kick my ass, but that’s ok. Only read the extended entry if you are a male chauvinist pig. If you are a female, or in touch with your sensitive side, be warned.
Just remember, I told you so. Don’t f’ing email me with complaints after you were warned.

I was at work today, and this group of cute college chicks came in (lots of college kids frequent my store). There were five of them, and one was extremely large. I got to wondering, how come whenever there is a group of cute girls, why is one of them always fat as hell?
No answer? Me either. I asked my cook, and one of my waitresses. They couldn’t give me an answer either, other than the fact that I am a pig. I know that already. Tell me something new.