It was pretty slow today at work, so I had my hostess go in back and get some of the afternoon prep work done. She is a large gal, and right in the middle of making up a bunch of waffle batter she stops and announces to no one in particular “I am going to be covered in flour before I am done”. That fucked me up for the next two hours. No matter what I did, all I could think of was that old bit about Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. God I can be a bastard sometimes. If I were a real asshole I would have passed along THAT nasty visual to one of the guys that works for me, but that is the kind of shit that gets people fired for sexual harrasment.
Still can’t get that fucking picture out of my head.