January 2006

The vampire for governor

What a fucking whack job. AOL News – Vampire Seeks Job as Minnesota Governor

Train train take me on outta this town

Train train take me on outta this town Originally uploaded by rmiles. Damn, may be here 4 awhile.

New Book

UPS just dropped off the latest Alan Dean Foster book. Hell yeah. I have been reading the Pip and Flinx books since I was pretty young, and always look forward to the new ones when they come out (which is not often enough).

Daily Maintenance

We all have certain things that we do every day in order to maintain. You know, brush our teeth, shower, clip fingernails, etc. I hate trimming my toenails. Don’t know why. I do it once every couple of months whether they need it or not. I just finished with that chore (slow blogging day) while…Read more

Gary Glitter at it again

Fucking scumbag. Savvy.com – Gary Glitter Charged, Stapp Engaged

I told you Bert is Evil!!

Well, apparently Elmo is too. local6.com – News – Toddler’s Talking Elmo Book Asks ‘Who Wants To Die?’

Look for the wet spot

It was pretty slow today at work, so I had my hostess go in back and get some of the afternoon prep work done. She is a large gal, and right in the middle of making up a bunch of waffle batter she stops and announces to no one in particular “I am going to…Read more

Oyster fix

Reading this post over at Acidmans abode got me thinking about oysters, which immediately led to road trips. It was back in ’85 or ’86, when I was at my utmost unemployable, irresponsible (I was 17-18). One of my good buddies had a dad who was a VP of sales for IBM. Me and a…Read more

Clown school dropout

Clown school dropout Originally uploaded by rmiles. Can’t really tell, but she has tons of makeup on

Blonde Joke

I don’t usually tell blonde jokes, but this has got to be the best one that I have ever heard.