Oh What a Joy

…it was to have the auditor at work yesterday. Not.

My cash was perfect, and even my books were fine, and I completely expected SOMETHING to get dug out, it always does. Very nice. Then the other shoe dropped. I don’t know yet what I have done but I have fucked something up. My food was about $244 short, so I am sure to be reall happy with my next paycheck when that comes out. I have gone over and over my shit and still cannot find out where the fuck it went.

My boss said that she would pay half of it, but I will believe that one when I see it. It’ll be the same day that monkeys fly out my butt.