February 19, 2007

Fun with Salmonella!!

rmiles7721February 19, 20072Uncategorized

I was reading a bit more about the food poisoning outbreak that the FDA thinks is caused by some peanut butter (and I can tell you it damn sure is) and ran across this line over at CNN Health:

“It is unclear how the dangerous germ that commonly originates from the feces of birds and animals got into the peanut butter”

Well, for starters where else would the shit come from? Birds and Animals. That pretty much includes everything that needs to take a dump doesn’t it? I mean, I guess we can exclude fish from this, I don’t know if you can get salmonella from fish shit. There is an assignment for someone. Can you get salmonella from fish shit?

Secondly, I think it’s pretty clear how the germ got in there. Someone burned ’em one before work and after getting some munchies was in dire need of dropping a load and that big old vat of brown creamy was just waiting for one to be dropped. It’s just a matter of time before they find the retard that shit in the peanut butter and if the fucker ever comes near me I will be sorely tempted to run their ass over.


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This should prove to be an interesting day…

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…as I have one in the nut house, one in the hospital, another called in because she has the sniffles, and my night shift cook left at 2 AM becuase her belly hurts. If there is something really wrong that is cool, but she has been with me three weeks and already missed four days of work. She’s not long for the unemployment line. I made the waitresses cook the shift rather than going in at 2 AM considering that I cooked 15 hours yesterday and I am the only cook this morning.

I think right off the bat I am going to cover all of the above people for the rest of the week and if they show up they can just take an extended couple of days off. I hate fucking drama at work and this doesn’t fit into my nice little plan, so I will make it fit.

My afternoon cook may still be in Savannah. Hopefully not, I worked in his place this weekend so that he could move his mother and I really don’t feel like doing any more doubles.

I suppose I should get going, but there was ice all over my car and I wanted to let it warm up for a few minutes before I go, thus the last minute post this morning.