Shit Delivery

I hate when people put flyers and shit on my car in parking lots. It’s just irritating as hell. Apparently my wife didn’t notice when she went grocery shopping last night but the fucking Domino’s Pizza in the Wal-Mart parking lot is apparently putting them on cars. It has rained since then and apparently the flyer was actually one of those sticky fucking stickers that they stick on the fucking pizza boxes. The shit won’t come off now.

I logged on to their web site earlier and the complaint I left them was much nicer than what I typed above. I don’t know what it is but the more I think about it the more steamed I get. I think if I can’t get it off tomorrow we need to take it up there and let the manager get the shit off the car. Anyhow, here’s the comment I left them.

I am not sure who had the bright idea of putting flyers under windshield wipers in the Wal-Mart parking lot, but apparently the ones from this location have something sticky on the back as it won’t come off of my wife’s windshield. I operate a restaurant a couple of doors down from this location and I have to tell you that I really don’t appreciate having this stuff stuck to my wife’s car as it appears I am going to have to take razor blades and WD-40 to get it off. If I wanted a Domino’s pizza flyer stuck to my car I would put it there myself.

Thanks for nothing.

Pretty tame actually. Curse words started flowing from my fingers so I had to cut it short, which is why I have continued my venting here. If I want to advertise your fucking pizza company on the windshield of my wife’s NEW FUCKING CAR I WOULD AIRBRUSH YOUR GODDAMNED NAME ON IT MYSELF YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS! I ALREADY QUIT USING YOUR FUCKING RESTAURANT SINCE YOU ONLY DELIVER TO MY NEIGHBORHOOD HALF THE TIME ANYWAY. PAPA JOHNS HAS MUCH BETTER PIZZA AND THEY DELIVER TO MY HOUSE ALL THE FUCKING TIME NOT JUST WHEN THEY FEEL LIKE IT.

Now we return you to your regularly scheduled program…