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After my last comment over here I decided that I had come up with the perfect business model, reminiscent of the dark ages. Richie’s Redneck Surgery, Computer fixin, Dental Work. All you need is a bit of super glue, a sharp carpet knife, and a big old roll of fucking duct tape. Hell, I might even be able to quit my day job after a few decades of that, as long as I can keep one step ahead of the law.

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Elisson, Velociman,Yabu

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Why is it always on my fucking side?

I think I just found a new job. I could do that. Damn, I’m still laughing my ass off.

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I’ve got to say it, JUST DAMN.

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…you will be after you watch this video. Creepy pedophile. Doesn’t he know that we only watched baywatch for the babes? Hell, I even left the volume muted. Probably should have done the same thing before I saw this. I think I need an alka-seltzer now. Thanks to Sam for the link, via ShweDream Blog

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As I got in my car to come home from work this evening, I noticed a bug on my windshield. Either a tree roach or some kind of beatle, I’m not sure. I figured that once I got on the road the wind would blow it off, but I was wrong. The bug remained on my windshield the entire way, little buggy anntena pushed back by the wind. It was right in that spot on the left side where it rode the yellow line the entire trip home, so I watched it most of the way. When I would stop it would move a bit, but once I got to moving again, it never budged. 15 miles to my house it rode. A lifetime of crawling for the little bug. Getting close to my house I am sure it was happy in it’s little buggy heart that it was going to a new place, to make a home where it had never been before. At least until I crushed the fucker with my windshield wipers.

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I have this heat rash right behind my balls and it hurts so much that I am beginning to get fucking annoyed.

Thanks to the Evilicious Blonde for this one. I really didn’t want to get up today. Have to go back to work after having been off for the last ten days. Made my fucking morning.

Sorry if you saw the post and it didn’t show up. I have been using something new to post with the last week or so, and inserted code shows up as dog poo rather than just putting the raw code which is what I wanted.

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Thanks to Lisa W for emailing me the link to this news story. Personally I prefer to just make my kids walk around the back yard carrying bricks 🙂 Save money and get in shape at the same time.

I’m sure it is a good idea and all, but I just can’t shake the notion that it is more of a parenting issue than anything else. The family was all in the car sometime this week, and I was making some smart-assed comment about mommy (any mommy) buying her kids three Big Macs, or whatever the fuck they want, instead of limiting them to what they actually need. I don’t feel that junk food is particularly bad for you, in moderation at least. So my wife chimes in, “Hey, how about a fat sandwich”. My three year old decided then and there that she WANTED a “Fat Sandwich”. Now I will never be able to go through the damned drive-through without first considering if I just want to order one.

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