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Everyone is still looking for someone to pin the blame on. I can understand some of this, but if you want to help, put your energy into helping the people of the gulf coast, whether that be to going down for a few days to help out, or sending money to the red cross. Whatever.

Expose the Left ? Blanco Says Levees Are Safe (VIDEO)

iPaq + bluetooth = simultaneous crap blogging from the happy place. Just had to share.

That’s what I thought it said at first. Don’t know where the mind is today.

Your Five Factor Personality Profile

Extroversion: You have medium extroversion. You’re not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party. Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences. But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your “down time.” Conscientiousness: You have low conscientiousness. Impulsive and off the wall, you don’t take life too seriously. Unfortunately, you sometimes end up regretting your snap decisions. Overall, you tend to lack focus, and it’s difficult for you to get important things done. Agreeableness: You have medium agreeableness. You’re generally a friendly and trusting person. But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism. You get along well with others, as long as they play fair. Neuroticism: You have medium neuroticism. You’re generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic. Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy. Your life is pretty smooth, but there’s a few emotional bumps you’d like to get rid of. Openness to experience: Your openness to new experiences is medium. You are generally broad minded when it come to new things. But if something crosses a moral line, there’s no way you’ll approve of it. You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue.

BTW, thanks to Cadillac Tight

It’s nice to be at home where I can take a crap and post to my blog at the same time. It’s just not the same at a hotel.

See, I’m not a fucking asshole all of the time. Only to YOU!!

Stephanie’s Place: husbands

We all have certain things that we do every day in order to maintain. You know, brush our teeth, shower, clip fingernails, etc. I hate trimming my toenails. Don’t know why. I do it once every couple of months whether they need it or not. I just finished with that chore (slow blogging day) while watching Tank Girl, and I just gotta say goddamm those things were huge this time. Tear thru your socks scratch yourself in your sleep huge. They were so fucking big if I had my teeth in I would have had to chew on one for awhile just to savor it.

Well, apparently Elmo is too.

local6.com – News – Toddler’s Talking Elmo Book Asks ‘Who Wants To Die?’

It was pretty slow today at work, so I had my hostess go in back and get some of the afternoon prep work done. She is a large gal, and right in the middle of making up a bunch of waffle batter she stops and announces to no one in particular “I am going to be covered in flour before I am done”. That fucked me up for the next two hours. No matter what I did, all I could think of was that old bit about Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. God I can be a bastard sometimes. If I were a real asshole I would have passed along THAT nasty visual to one of the guys that works for me, but that is the kind of shit that gets people fired for sexual harrasment.

Still can’t get that fucking picture out of my head.

I don’t usually tell blonde jokes, but this has got to be the best one that I have ever heard.

I think that it is a good idea and all, but it would be much faster with my mouth rather than my hands, but I think I would need to disinfect the fucking wall first.

Talking About Lingerie