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Cadillac Tight ? Blog Archive ? This cannot stand

Obviously I have not felt much like blogging lately. Just have not had much of a sense of humor the last couple of weeks. All it takes is a couple of brews and a bit of surfing and I can’t stop laughing. Thought I was going to piss my pants for a couple of minutes there.

Straight White Guy

Damn, now I am disappointed.

NYHotties.com – A New York Escorts Confessions

If you can’t tell from the previous post, I am such a light-weight. Working on my 3rd Red Stripe and I am a toasty fucking critter.

I have noticed the last few days that various people all seem to be writing about their dreams. I am sure that I dream, everyone does, but it is extremely rare that I remember having dreamed. I sleep like the dead. When Hurricane Opal roared through West Georgia-Easter Alabama back in the 90’s, I slept through the shit. The only reason I knew that it was happening was that one of my bosses called me and told me to get my ass to work :>. Hell, we even had a HUGE oak tree come down about 15-20 feet from the bedroom window.
Once I slept through a tornado that ripped up trees and various items right by the house. I guess oblivion does = happiness.

I have two compressed vertabrae at the small of my back, caused by that special thing called Stupid Teenage Drunk Tricks. When I overdue it working, mainly on truck day, it hurts like a bitch. My pain tolerance is fairly high, but after several hours of dealing with it, it can become very irritating. This is worse. Not sure what I did, but I must have pulled a muscle or something. Just below the small of my back, my damn ass hurts. I haven’t done anything particularly strenous this week, but damn, it hurts. Ended up taking a couple of Advil, two muscle relaxers, and a Sam Adams last night just to get rid of it so I could go to sleep. I was hoping that it would be gone bu now, but apparently I am supposed to have a third day of pain. Maes me want to go back to bed. No such luck.

…or skullfuckery? You tell me.

The Dax Files

Since Stephanie quit smoking last year, I used to only smoke in the basement or the bathroom. When I made my feeble attempt earlier this year, and started smoking again, I decided not to subject anyone else to it, and don’t want my damn house smelling like smoke. I have been smoking outside since. One of the things I miss most particularly in the morning is having a cup of coffe, a smoke, and taking a big old healthy dump. Not much better, except perhaps sex.

I have an account at Amazon, but don’t use it a whole lot, except to pre-order books that I want, and a bit of Christmas shopiing. Apparently I need to stop by more often. Can you say BooYa!

Amazon.com Health & Personal Care: Sex & Sensuality / Adult Toys & Games

Just checking out different sites when I should be asleep, so I thought I would help out (with the damn tag, not the other!!)

Dilemmas of a Virgin Slut