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But just to make up for it, here is one for the believers in the group…

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Memorial Day is a day for all of us, no matter our political beliefs, to pause and reflect on the sacrifices of our fallen service members who have died valiantly in order to uphold our beliefs in Life, Liberty and Property, those most valuable assets which are recognized in the founding documents of our great country.

Have a great day folks…

Want to see something nasty? Really? Actually the photos aren’t THAT bad, but it’s just one of those things I have come across in my aimless need to entertain you…

Bernard Chan is a surgeon and he has some pretty interesting stuff up. Don’t go on a full stomach 🙂

…the sideburns and flannel must have been my imagination. A bit of mental embellishment perhaps…

I was visiting Zonker’s site reading the interview questions that he finally posted and something that I have been meaning to post about struck me right in the forehead.

The wife and I took the girls to the local state park last week so that we could walk around the lake while they rode their scooters. Toward the end of the afternoon the wife let Pete go for a swim and I took RePete to the playground. I saw the most amazing site while we were there. The whole park was pretty crowded as was the playground, but one particular family stood out. Dad was dressed in jeans and black boots, a flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off, big bushy sideburns, tattoos all over his arms, keys hanging on a big ring off of his belt, and a big old fucking mullet from 1985. Mom looked just like he did, minus the sideburns. Then their two daughters came over. There were dressed in slightly more girlie clothing but they had the same goddamn mullets that mom and dad did. It was the whole trailer park mullet bunch. Truly amazing. Don’t believe me? Check out this lousy shot I managed to get when mullet man wasn’t looking. This is mullet mom. Mullet dad is over to the right.

Now don’t get me wrong. I wear black boots and have a couple of tattoos myself so I have nothing against them, Nor do I even particularly dislike trailers or the people who live in them. I’ve done so myself on more than one occasion. It is just so surreal and has managed to stick in my head for a week now so I had to post it.

…as I have to get ready for work anyway. Hopefully today will go smoothly.

I am still planning on hitting the Renaissance Festival the Saturday after Memorial day for anyone that might want to meet us there although it may be late. I still don’t know what day I am going to have off although I am going to try and make sure all my managers are in place that weekend.

I would take the whole weekend off, but the Boy is leaving for boot camp on June 18th, so we are going to have a party on Saturday the 16th and I am planning on taking that entire weekend off. All and sundry bloggers are invited to this as well.

Time to go to work, maybe I will be back online later today if I am lucky enough to make it home before dark.

When I went to Wal-Mart the first time this morning to drop of my prescriptions, I was in line behind this older lady. Now of course I enjoy looking at the ladies, but this one was a bit older than I was or at least she looked to be about 50 or so. At one point she bent slightly over to show me this view of her granny panties sticking out with the signature of sluttiness tattooed above her backside. I thought my fricking eyes were going to burn out in horror. Damn.

I have nothing against tattoos, I even have a couple of nicely placed ones myself. I can see where having that tattoo right above the ass could be considered attractive on a fine young thing, but even fine young things have to grow up eventually and then it becomes stupid looking.

I had this girls working for me when I ran the store in Carrollton, she was pretty young and extremely naive. She wanted to get HER NAME tattooed above her backside. I asked her if that was so guys would know her name when they looked down. She didn’t get it. Last I heard she was pregnant too.

Maybe I am just getting old and jaded but I don’t think so.

It’s time to go…

I just wanna say no…

didn’t want to wake today…

it all seems so fucking gay…

if I hear one more thing about the race.

i’m going to punch you in the face…

Beautiful. It’ll sell millions. Perhaps you would like me to write your product jingle.

You know, when I have a serious boo-boo and the normal bandage just won’t stay on with all of the grease at work I always ask for Jesus Bandages. Just the thing when you get a hole in your hand or something like that.

* Photo courtesy of Archie McPhee toys, gifts and novelties.

They have some really cool stuff over there such as the Jesus action figure and the Last Supper lunchbox too. I want the Jesus action figure. I looked for Satan and couldn’t find him, but they do have the Pope Innocent III action figure, that’s almost as good as having Satan himself.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to pull a big old plug out and have some brain matter come out with it? Me either.