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If you have seen any of the Wednesday Hero posts around the net you know that it is strictly a non-partisan deal. These guys are true heroes to all of us regardless of political differences. I am going to tray and start participating in Wednesday Hero on a regular basis now.

This Weeks Soldier Was Suggested By Cynthia

Master Sgt. Michael Wert (Left)
35 years old from Saginaw, Michigan
2nd Marine Aircraft Wing
May 5, 2007

Master Sgt. Michael Wert, an intelligence chief for the 2nd Marine Aircraft Wing at Cherry Point in Havelock, N.C., was vacationing on an early May weekend with his family at the beach when he saw two boys struggling in the surf.
His wife, Debbie, said her husband rushed into the water to help while she went to call 911. Their daughter, Katrina, grabbed a boogie board and followed Wert into the water. She managed to help the boys onto the board, but didn’t see her dad with them. One of the boys told her that he (Wert) had to let them go and had died.
The rescue team found Wert, brought him to shore and tried to revive him. As they worked, strangers prayed with the family and comforted the Wert children.
Wert was six days shy of celebrating his 36th birthday.
Wert joined the Marines in 1989 after graduating from Alma High School, in Saginaw, MI, where he was a cross-country runner. He served in Operation Desert Storm and supported Operation Iraqi Freedom.
As the 2nd Marine Aircraft Wing intelligence chief, he gracefully accepted the role as the go-to guy for his Marines. He was the one who helped his major’s son build a pinewood derby car while the officer was deployed. He knew when babies were born in the command. He kept up with birthdays and anniversaries. He was the first to greet Marines getting off the plane after a tour in Iraq. “He was always there to help,” Lt. Col. William Conley, commander of Marine Wing Headquarters Squadron 2 said at a memorial service for Wert. “Master Sergeant Wert responded to the need for help. As always, he didn’t hesitate — he went to help. He tragically lost his own life in doing so.”
“I admired him for his commitment to service and the Marine Corps,” said Col. Kathy Tate. “We know he was a hero every day.”

The meeting went fairly well this morning I thought. The guy didn’t quit although he looked like he wanted to punch me in the face. Oh well, shit happens. Maybe he will start getting everything done now and make us both some money. That would be the ideal situation. Otherwise someone else can take his place.

With staying up late and getting up pretty early I lay down to take a nap when the wife and older daughter left the house this morning and had planned to sleep for about an hour. They woke me up when they came in three hours later. I really had not planned on sleeping that long. I did get up several times because my other daughter was there, but I don’t like leaving her to run around the house that long with minimal supervision. I guess I was pretty beat. The job is getting a little easier but it’s still whipping my ass physically because of the amount of hours I am putting in.

I still have to empty my closet out at some point this evening, maybe right after dinner. I also want to cut the grass, although it seemed like the wife wanted to handle that herself.

The Simplifythis Affiliates program is a high paying affiliate program that is easy to use. Just refer someone to SimplifyThis.com, they sign up for a paid subscription and you get 30% of their subscription. Simple and easy just the way I like it.

The payouts are:

Their Plan   Your Commission
 Jumbo           $104.40
 Grande          $68.40
 Tall               $25.20

Those are pretty decent pay outs. Most of the affiliate programs that I have come across are much less than this and if you are pretty good at the sell, this is a good way to make some extra cash.

Even if I can’t drag anything out of my sick and twisted brain to post in the next ten minutes (as if that is ever a problem) I definitely wanted to make sure that I broke my record of 298 posts on this site in one month. This one is #299. BFG right? The more posts, the more traffic, the more money.

Aha.

Actually it’s not all about the money or else I would keep posting on those days like I was having last week where I just had nothing to say or only put up one or two posts. Some days I just don’t have shit to say and others I get diarrhea of the mouth, or in this case of the keyboard.

Looks a bit like a vagina to me..Jesus…Vagina…Jesus…Vagina.

Either way, they are wanting to make some money for it.

You know, I took a dump last night and could have sworn Buddha popped out of my bung hole. I wonder if I could make a little extra cash for the little Buddha on my basement floor (that’s where the wife is making me sleep lately).

Technorati : Jesus

Now that we as American Citizens have apologized to the Japanese Americans for imprisoning them during WWII and we’ve apologized for enslaving blacks, it’s about darn time for someone else to apologize for their transgressions.

I’m not at all sure what that is but it looks like an alien is about to eat her ass.

Technorati : Tramp Stamp Tuesday

…another dollar.

Halfway through this dude’s vacation. The week hasn’t gone too terribly bad. My relief manager is back to work today and he will be with me so hopefully it won’t go too bad. Unfortunately one of my other managers is off today so once I finish at the first store at two or three this afternoon I have to go spend a couple of hours at the other one. That sort of sucks.

Last night I ended up having to be at shift change at two different stores, which was quite interesting. I got to the first one, changed the till, made sure they had everything and rushed to the other one to repeat. I actually managed to get both stores taken care of in less than an hour and a half and was home by ten.

I don’t think today will go quite so smoothly but it would be nice if it does…

Found this by way of Memphis Steve

1. Were you named after anyone?
Yes, my two grandfathers.

2. When was the last time you cried?
The last time I sat down to watch a damned sappy movie..

3. Do you like your handwriting?
I write painstakingly slow so that it is legible. Mostly I type now.

4. What is your favorite lunch meat?
Taco or the elusive bearded clam.

5. Do you have kids?
Other than the ones that I post pictures of? Anything is possible.

6. If you were another person would you be friends with you?
Yes. I would probably want to have sex with me as well.

7. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
Never. Maybe a little.

8. Do you still have your tonsils?
Nope.

9. Would you bungee jump?
Would you let me rip out your scrotum? I don’t even like to get on airplanes so why the fuck would I jump off a perfectly good bridge?

10. What is your favorite cereal?
Crunchberries and beer.

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Nope.

12. Do you think you are strong?
More quick than strong.

13. What is your favorite ice cream?
Chocolate.

14. What is the first thing you notice about people?
Boobs.

15. Pink or red?
It doesn’t turn red until it’s been used for awhile and then it’s sort of a purply color.

16. What is the least favorite thing about yourself?
I am too nice at work.

17. Who do you miss the most?
My two best friends in the world. One of them is worm dirt and I haven’t heard from the other since I got married.

18. Do you want everyone to send this back to you?
Not particularly. Just killing time right now

19. What color pants and shoes are you wearing?
Right now I am wearing khaki shorts, no underwear, no shoes. I just rode home from work in 90+ degrees with no air in the car.

20. What was the last thing you ate?
Double Cheeseburger and hashbrowns. What the fuck do you expect, I run three restaurants.

21. What are you listening to right now?
The clicking of my keyboard.

22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Purple.

23. Favorite smells?
Is bearded clam a smell? No? My ass I suppose.

24. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My wife who is swimming with the girls.

25. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
I stole it! He seems OK.

26. Favorite sports to watch?
The lights fighting behind my eyeballs or quite possibly waitress boxing. If you remember, I had to fire a couple of them for duking it out last month.

27. Eye Color
You color what?

28. Do you wear contacts?
Nope.

29. Favorite food?
Pizza

30. Scary movies or happing endings?
Scary movies. I enjoy watching horror flicks because once you see the tits you know she’s gonna die.

31. Last movie you watched?
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

32. What color shirt are you wearing?
Flesh colored. Don’t get all hot and bothered, it’s more of a pasty sort of hairy flesh color.

33. Summer or winter?
Winter in some warm place.

34. Hugs or kisses?
I prefer head. Skip the foreplay.

35. Favorite dessert?
Banana Pudding.

36. Most likely to respond?
Not a damn soul, although if I were actually going to send this out Chickie would probably do it. Consider yourself fucking memed already.

37. Least likely to respond?
Most everyone else hates these as much as I do, particularly with so many irritating questions.

38. What book are you reading now?
Trouble Magnet

39. What is on your mouse pad?
Underneath the coffee spills and dried up spew? A blue wave.

40. What did you watch on TV last night?
Burn Notice

41. Favorite sound?
My own farts

42. Rolling stones or Beatles?
Both

43. What is the furthest you have been from home?
Southern California.

44. Do you have a special talent?
I have a drinking disorder. I drink 8 or 10 beers, throw them back up and drink some more.

45. Where were you born?
Georgia Baptist Hospital.

46. Whose answers are you looking forward to getting back?
Everyones. Send me a track-back or comment if you dare take me up on this meme.