I must be bored shitless. I have cleaned most of the entire downstairs. Vacuumed, mopped, doing laundry. Damn. I haven’t folded anything yet, but I may do that later. I think I am going to enjoy a nice pot pie[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I think that it is a good idea and all, but it would be much faster with my mouth rather than my hands, but I think I would need to disinfect the fucking wall first. Talking About Lingerie
0102061732.jpg Originally uploaded by rmiles. As you can see, the lovely wife and kids are home again. I shall be able to sleep all night. She is not happy that my new phone is cooler than hers.
Due to the fact that this was a holiday weekend I managed to get one whole day off again this week, yesterday. I feel like a big old dog turd. Had a very hard time getting out of bed again[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t usually tell blonde jokes, but this has got to be the best one that I have ever heard.
Clown school dropout Originally uploaded by rmiles. Can’t really tell, but she has tons of makeup on
Reading this post over at Acidmans abode got me thinking about oysters, which immediately led to road trips. It was back in ’85 or ’86, when I was at my utmost unemployable, irresponsible (I was 17-18). One of my good[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It was pretty slow today at work, so I had my hostess go in back and get some of the afternoon prep work done. She is a large gal, and right in the middle of making up a bunch of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well, apparently Elmo is too. local6.com – News – Toddler’s Talking Elmo Book Asks ‘Who Wants To Die?’
We all have certain things that we do every day in order to maintain. You know, brush our teeth, shower, clip fingernails, etc. I hate trimming my toenails. Don’t know why. I do it once every couple of months whether[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
UPS just dropped off the latest Alan Dean Foster book. Hell yeah. I have been reading the Pip and Flinx books since I was pretty young, and always look forward to the new ones when they come out (which is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Train train take me on outta this town Originally uploaded by rmiles. Damn, may be here 4 awhile.
What a fucking whack job. AOL News – Vampire Seeks Job as Minnesota Governor
Looks like I will be spending four days on the gulf coast later in February. Don’t know what the fuck came over me, but I volunteered for it. Apparently we are doing so much business down there, noone is getting[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t know what it is, but the closer I get to vacation, the longer it seems. Damn, two days left.
I finally managed to get the bluetooth dialup connection working between my ipaq and my phone. w00t!
Found this over at Gut Rumbles this morning All of these are places I’ve been and will not be going while on vacation this week :> create your own visited states map or check out these Google Hacks.
Not really, but it looks like I will be flying to Mississippi on Wednesday afternoon, my first day back from vacation. I will have to make sure to bring the camera.
I posted a little comment over at at Dax Montana’s site, and decided a bit of explanation might be in order. Normally the W-2’s show up on the 31st. This is the first year that I can recall seeing them[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Damn, these are most definately the people I have to deal with on a daily basis. Thunder And Roses: Service with a vacant, artificial smile
See, I’m not a fucking asshole all of the time. Only to YOU!! Stephanie’s Place: husbands
I read the entire Narnia series when I was about 8 or 9. Anna has started reading them (particularly since the movie has come out), and since I am leaving town on business Wednesday for four days, she got to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have been pretty busy today, doing laundry, trying to find out where I am staying this week, fixing stupid errors. Whoever made the flight reservations put them in all of our nicknames. I don’t have any kind of ID[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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