March 26, 2007

Next Position Please…

I ran across this meme over at Blissful Bedlam and it looked sort of cool, so I though I would put it here. Basically you list as many jobs as you have held for each letter of the alphabet. At least according to Chickie, it needs to be positions that you have been compensated for. I’m not going to tag anyone either, if you want it, here it is…

A
B – Bagger, as in grocery stores, Blogger (I am getting compensated after all), Baker (of Donuts)
C – Construction (siding, roofing, cleanup), Computer Repair and Consultant, Cook (four different companies)
D – District Manager
E
F
G – Grounds-keeper for an Apartment Complex
H
I
J
K
L – Landscaping (four or five different companies)
M – Maintenance Man for another Apartment Complex, Manager of fast food restaurants.
N
O
P – Photographer’s Assistant (two different photographers), Professional Asshole (more ways than one to get compensated, sometimes it comes from satisfaction)
Q
R
S – Stock Clerk for a grocery store.
T – Technical Services Specialist (IT), Technical Support for an ISP
U – Unemployed (I had the great majority of these jobs before I ever even turned 20 but surprisingly enough I spent most of the time unemployed), Unit Manager
V
W – Waiter
X
Y
Z

I was sure that I actually had more than that. Fairly long considering that I have worked for the same company now for over twenty years. If I think of any more I may have to add to it.

Two Georgia Firefighters Injured in Rollover

I am glad to hear that the guys are alive. I had actually heard about this, one of my cooks was late for work the other night because one of his nephews is one of the firemen.

At Least They Didn’t Kill the Retard…

Just finished watching 24. I have missed it for several weeks, although I do have them recorded. Now I am going to have to go back through and see the ones that I missed. I thought for sure Jack was going to get the retarded guy killed. I am glad he lived.


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Remember Elian?

Back when the whole deal about Elian Gonzales (sp?) was happening the actions of our elected government officials sickened me. It was awful. Apparently right now we have a similar (but different) situation playing out. So how are we going to handle it this time?


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Attack of the Repelling Painters

Damned if I wouldn’t have to shoot someone if they suddenly repelled onto my balcony with a paintbrush.

Say hello to Charlie while you are there. Don’t know if he would claim me, but he is another online relative.

My Aunt has also gotten into the act with a bit of her art.

Anna Nicole Smith Died from Accidental Overdose

The Autopsy is done. Apparently the Broward County medical examiner has had the report ready since at least March 7th, but wanted to make sure that none of the investigation changed it. Apparently they all agree that she died from an accidental drug overdose. According to the ME she was taking nine different medications at the time of her death including some sleeping pills.

Maybe now this will lay a lot of it to rest and all we have to worry about 🙂 is who gets the money, I mean, who gets the kid. That is what all the hullabaloo is about isn’t it?

CNN Link


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Sevenload = Surrender Monkeys

Sevenload is the new German video and photo portal like youtube. I just found a link to it and thought it was a good idea. Youtube is cool, but more sites in that vein will be nice. As soon as the page loaded I saw a link to this article about Guantanamo Bay. I guess I’m done there.


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It’s a small world…

I have written a couple of times about how I almost went to jail over a spitball and a Burger King manager. One of my partners in crime has her abode on the web over here. Now if she would just open up her comments to the public…

Dirty Old Men

This reminds me of a line (you can bash me in the comments) “Old Enough to Pee, Old Enough for Me”.

Not that I have used it in twenty years or so. It’s easy to look at younger ladies (and guys for you ladies) until your kids start growing. Now when I see an attractive young thing walking around with her ass falling out of her low riding jeans I just have to smack myself in the forehead for being a pig.

It’s either that or my wife will smack me.