My Arms Are Too Short To Masturbate…

Actually I don’t have that problem and if I did I would invent some sort of extension to grab ahold such as a girlfriend or a wife. Oh, wait. That’s right, I am married. See, even if both of my arms get chopped off in a freakish waffle iron incident I am good to go.

The wife sent me a link to this earlier, over at Nataliedee.


2 throughts on "My Arms Are Too Short To Masturbate…"

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.