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I hate it when there is something I want to post about but it takes me a few minutes to finish what I am currently working on and by then I forget what little tidbit of information I want to share.

fuck.

Ah, yes. Finally it comes to me.

I went to the gym today.

For those of you not in the know, I am the king of sloth. I am lucky in that I have an extremely fast metabolism and until my mid-thirties (and a desk job) I stayed at an average weight of 140 pounds. Hell, when the wife and I met I weight 128 and wore a size 28. I couldn’t get a 28 past my fucking knees now. For 28 years I’ve smoked two to three packs a day and until i married I survived off of Dr Pepper and Ding Dongs. I’m still pretty partial to Dr Pepper. I eat all kinds of nasty bad for you crap that is oh so good, one of the reasons I have to take Vytorin for my cholesterol now. I can sit and work on my computer for 20 hours straight.

So I am trying to quit smoking. I am down to anywhere from 1 to 15 smokes a day. Some days are better than others. I do want to quit but I can’t seem to get over the hump where I can just say ‘goddammit I am a non-smoker’ and just not pick one up. As alcoholics will tell you, one is too many and a thousand never enough. How fucking true.

The problem with quitting smoking is that I am currently 175 pounds and I am going to look like the fucking Goodyear blimp and I am already out of shape enough to where my fat little self has to wobble around the fucking restaurant. Nobody likes to have a fat guy cooking for them, all sweating bullets into their food. yum. How appetizing.

So I’m going to try working out at the gym.

The wife’s been doing it quite successfully, but she’s much more hard-headed than i am and once she’s decided on something not a fucking thing in the world is going to stop it from happening, right or wrong. I am much less decisive about stuff.

There’s a gym right behind one of my stores that’s open 24/7 and is only $30 a month. Not too bad. I would check out the one the wife uses, as it would be cheaper to do the family deal, but I am only in that area once or twice a week and it’s not terribly convenient for me. The plain old facts are that if it’s too fucking hard I’m not going to do it. The one behind my store (100 yards away) is also in the town we live in and one the way home from ALL of my stores. I stand a much better chance of actually stopping there. Not to mention the chick with the really nice ass that walked in right before I did…

No, really.
Whenever I am in that state where I just can’t function and just need a good laugh, there are a couple of sites I can go to that just cheer me up long enough to stumble back to bed. Mr Fab’s Neighborhood is one of those and right now he’s having a cleavage contest you should go check out.
19 bloggers have pictures posted of their tits, you have to match each blogger to the photo for a chance at $50. Sweet deal. Look at boobs, get paid. That’s the kind of job I really need. I keep telling my waitresses the same thing and for some reason they started jacking their jaws about sexual harassment. All that legal mumbo jumbo just takes the fun out of all kinds of shit.
Anyway, I may go over tomorrow and make several uneducated guesses. I do know that (or at least think) that V is Mr Fab himself. Not that I have ever seen Mr Fab’s tits or anything, mind you. At least not in public. There was that time though…
We are the perverts in your neighborhood
in your neighborhood
in your neighborhooood
we are the perverts in your neighborhood
blah blah blah I can’t remember the rest…
fuck it.

Remember old big eyes Jennifer Wilbanks? She’s back in the news again, indirectly.
If you don’t remember, Jennifer and John Mason were to be married and she disappeared just a few days before the wedding. She turned up later in New Mexico after Gwinnett County authorities had wasted countless hours looking for her. She said she had been kidnapped and raped. That turned out to be a lie, she just had cold feet.
She ended up pleading no contest to telling authorities a phony story, did two years of probation and community service.
The two lovebirds ended their relationship shortly afterward and then filed lawsuits against each other, which they dropped later on.
So why’s she in the news again? Her ex-, John Mason was married this weekend at his parent’s home in Duluth, Georgia.

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Along with millions of other morons I have a MySpace account. I’ve had it for quite some time now and every great once in a while I will log on and deny the spammers that want to be my friend and check my email. Even less often I will post a blog over there, sometimes just cross-posting crap I have put up here. That’s more than likely what I will do here as well. I also check bulletins every once in a while as well. Not very often because I have more ‘friends’ that just aren’t than are. Of course, some of the folks on my friends list really are. Some are real life friends, some I have met through blogging, a couple are relatives. Most of them are bands or other people I don’t know and have no interest in meeting in real life. Thus the fact that I don’t read bulletins all that often. If you know me and want me to see something important, you have my email or you know where my blog is, fuck your bulletins.

So I was reading the bulletins and this one chick that works for me (big fucking mistake there) sends me a bulletin. Actually she sent it to all her friends, not just me. Oh, I don’t mean it’s a mistake that she works for me, I meant that it’s a mistake adding one of my employees to my friends list. I don’t know what the fuck I was thinking when I slipped up and added her to my friends. It’s not that I don’t want people to know who I am, for Christ’s sake I post all over the Internet with my real name. It’s just that 90% of the people that work with/for me are computer illiterate all the way up to the upper management and so I keep my Internet presence pretty low key with the other 10%.

Anyway, the bulletin she sent out for her friends to answer is below. I had fuck all to post tonight until I saw it and judging from the couple of paragraphs above I guess it did give me something to write about after all. The bulletin is pretty much a meme and although I am not tagging anyone, feel free to take the questions and post them on your site. I don’t know if I’m going to send this back via email or not (to her) but I did think you just might enjoy it

IF YOU’RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 36 things about you. I don’t care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine…You’re on my list, so I want to know you better.
BE HONEST!! COPY FROM HERE THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN.
FILL UP MY INBOX!!!!

1.)Q. Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. Yes

2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
A. Occasionally I had one about fucking my dog…Oh, that kind of dream. Sorry. I used to dream about being a fantasy/sci-fi author.

3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
A. I wish I could suck my own dick. I’d never have to leave the house.

4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. Sam Adams

5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
A. Christopher Reeve

6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
A. Fatal Revenant (The Last Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, book II)

7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you?
A. Sagittarius

8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. Couple of tattoos, pierced ears.

9.)Q. Worst Habit?
A. Farting in public

10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. Ass, gas or grass, baby.

11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?
A. Cheerleader mud wrestling

12.)Q. Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. Depends on what day it is

13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. Grease you up like and ride you like a pony.

14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. dropping out of high school

15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. The above answers weren’t enough?

16.)Q. Do you have any pets?
A. Yes. Oh, you want to know what they are? Dog, cat, goldfish in the pond.

17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. Watch out for the guy with the chainsaw.

18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?
A. Nice tits eyes

19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. Scary.

20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. Lose the gut that’s been growing for the last decade.

21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. Neither.

22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?
A. Hazel

23.) Q. Ever been arrested?
A. Yes

24.)Q. Bottle or can soda?
A. Can unless it’s in a glass bottle.

25.)Q. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
A. Use $5k for Disney and the rest in my mutual fund.

26.)Q. If you could, would you date me?
A. Probably. 20 21 years ago when I was single. I was much nicer then.

27.) Q. What ‘s your favorite place to hang at?
A. My house. Pretty much a homebody. lame and boring.

28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?
A. yes

29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. kill nuns. jerk off. play on the computer.

30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?
A. fucking constantly.

31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?
A. People that are fucking stupid.

32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Unflinchingly-cool (does a hyphenated word count)

33.)Q. Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. believe in it, yes. Appreciate it, no. give me a fucking break, I’m a guy.

34.)Q. If you could spend 12 hours with me and ask/do anything you like, what would it be?
A. Got any KY?

35)Q. Do you believe in God?
A. No

36.)Q. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A Yes.

So, like I said, I guess I’ll fill this out but perhaps with a few different answers more fit for pubic public consumption. Later dudes.

Want to get real creeped out?
Samuel Rael is/was an attorney. In 1995 he decided he wanted to make a movie. The name of the movie is Deadly Run. Here’s the synopsis from IMDB:

Respected and very wealthy Atlanta, GA-area realtor Bobby Wilson has a wife, son and daughter, but does some things unknown to them. He has a cabin on a rural tract 200 miles to the north, to where he often flies his airplane carrying abducted, minimally-attached females, who he there releases as game and fatally hunts. A girlfriend of a victim convinces a cop to help close in on Bobby.

Another damned slasher flick right? The thing is, Samuel had an unpaid adviser on the film from start to finish. The adviser thought it would be a good idea to have the killer out in the woods for him to hunt down as prey. He also found the cabin in the North Georgia mountains where they did quite a bit of shooting. In Deadly Run the bad guy held women captive in the cabin.
Samuel Rael met this guy in the mid-80’s when he was an attorney. He defended him on several charges over the years, including trespassing, arson and false solicitation of charitable donations.
When he wanted to make the movie his client/friend was full of great ideas. That makes sense since the guy in question is Gary Michael Hilton, the freak that likes to kill people in the woods. I’ll bet the serial killer experts are having a field day with this.
So the question begs, when did he start killing. Is he living out some sick kind of fantasy that was still only in his head 13 years ago or had he already started killing people? According to Transylvania County, North Carolina Sheriff David Mahoney, Hilton is not currently considered a suspect in any unresolved cases during the time the film was made.
I think I would have to start looking at some of the murders around that time period nonetheless.

We had some pretty severe weather here in west hell this afternoon. The wind howled, rain was coming down sideways and there was the threat of tornados most of the afternoon. There was at least one that touched down north of here in Polk County. At least two people died because of it.

Mayor Shirley Franklin and Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue have also declared a state of emergency for the city of Atlanta due to storm damage and they are urging people to stay inside unless absolutely necessary.

Another tornado also touched down in Atlanta as well. Cabbagetown is a pretty historic area of town and about 20 homes were damaged or completely destroyed. The police are urging people to stay away for the time being.

The last big tornado that hit the city was back in 1975. I remember that one. There was a swath of damage for miles. Three people were killed in that storm.

I just got finished watching a video that looks like it was shot from a cell phone. It’s in a neighborhood near Camp Creek Parkway (west side of Atlanta) and clearly shows a funnel cloud moving through the neighborhood. Whoever shot it was obviously upstairs shooting out a window. All I could think of was “what a dumb ass”.

Here are some pictures of the tornado damage in Atlanta, thanks to Voxant Newsroom.

We were pretty lucky out here. The wife and kids were up and down the stairs to the basement most of the afternoon and without power while I was stuck at work. No damage to our neighborhood or anyone I know, at least that I have heard. My sympathies go out to those folks that have been hurt or the families of those that have been killed.