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I’m off again…

…not from work of course, but off to get there. Fortunately my boss is taking the day off and since I have a twelve day stretch before me I may try and shoot out of there a bit early.

I Was Walking in My Sleep When My Dick Fell Out…

I just don’t know what to make of this story. It’s not that I don’t believe that people sleepwalk all the time but Christ, he made it all the way into the other room and put the 16-year-old babysitter’s hand in his pants. Sleepwalking my ass. I think that if I were her daddy I would be out with a hunting rifle about now.

work,work,work…

I managed to get out of the stores at around 2:30 this afternoon, but I feel like I have been working all day. When I got home I hung out with the girls for awhile, then had to do a few reviews over at TheAppDotNet that took me a little while to get finished thoroughly.

I spent the better part of this evening writing up a statement for an ongoing legal investigation. I was interviewed back in January and wrote a statement then, but apparently all of the paperwork went missing, so I had to do it all over again tonight. I still don’t know what the status is on that. I am somewhat pissed off about it though.

For work I ended up spending quite a bit of time on the phone getting stores covered and calming people down. I have been putting out a lot of fires the last couple of weeks and just don’t know if I am making an impact yet or not. Perhaps it’s just too early to tell right now.

I haven’t posted a heck of a lot today, at least here but I may get a chance to get the heck out of the stores tomorrow early enough to get some posting done.

Sha-Poopie Poo

You know, I just don’t see chasing after my dog and shoving this thing under his butt. I would rather use the inside out bad around the hand if I am someplace that needs to be kept clean. That way it gets dumped in the trash and no need to clean up the equipment before getting back in the car or returning home…

Tramp Stamp Tuesday

I am tired and it’s time to crash so I think I will post this a few hours early.

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Orlando Vacation Homes

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I was doing what I always do when I have been working too much (and lately I have been working WAY too much) and I came across a site that with listings to find an Orlando Vacation Home. What’s cool is that these vacation homes are all within a fifteen miles radius of Walt Disney World. Of course there are hundreds of other things to do in Orlando, if not thousands, but for most the main attraction is Disney World.

Anal Fissures?

Want to see something nasty? Really? Actually the photos aren’t THAT bad, but it’s just one of those things I have come across in my aimless need to entertain you…

Bernard Chan is a surgeon and he has some pretty interesting stuff up. Don’t go on a full stomach 🙂

Harry Potter

After posting about Harvey and the new Harry Potter book I had to go over to Amazon and make sure that I had already pre-ordered it. I have, and it is to be released on July 21st. Definitely looking forward to it. This is the cover for the new book…

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Yeah, I am a big Harry Potter fan. I am itching to know which one of the main characters bites the big one in this book as well…


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London…

…Last one for awhile anyway. All of this vacation talk is getting old. I get to take on in July, starting on the 5th as a matter of fact, but I still don’t know if we are going to go anywhere yet or not. I wouldn’t mind going to London if we had the opportunity though. The wife has a close friend who is from England originally (she’s the one that lives in Hilton Head now). I don’t really know anyone from England myself, but I did make out with a Londoner of the female persuasion once though, if that counts.

Anyway, just as with any other places, if you keep a close eye on prices you can get a pretty good deal on flights to London every once in awhile, and their are always cheap hotels in London to be found. I don’t necessarily mean a bad cheap hotel in London, but just one with a good deal. There are pretty nice three and four star hotels that have sales plenty of the time, without having to go broke, or stay in a roach motel.

Believe it or not, but London has been around for over 2000 years. Considering that I look at things here in the United States that are 3 or 4 hundred years old and consider them OLD, there are parts of London that are just ancient. All of that history just wows me. I think that even though it’s not particularly warm, I wouldn’t mind. The average high and low temperatures over there are only about 38 degrees apart, compared with a much bigger range here. Even though I like it warm, I don’t like it TOO warm, at least not for an extended amount of time. The average temp in London for July and August is about 72 degrees. Perfect.

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Most of us have seen this picture before, but if not, it is Westminster Abbey which is one of London’s oldest and most important buildings.

And this is the Palace of Westminster, which houses Parliament now.

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The twin buildings toward the right are Westminster Abbey again. This picture is a picture of the day over at Wiki, and the author is Diliff.

This one I got off of Flickr and Wiki, thanks to Dano…

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Too bad our friend lives in Hilton Head, SC or we might be able to visit here there. As it is I am sure that we could stay in one of the many cheap hotels in London that I found at easyhotel.