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Does This Cold Make My Ass Look Big?

Apparently someone has spent most likely millions to perform a study. The results of this study? The cold virus helps make you obese. Those damn Whopper certainly don’t hurt either.

I’m all for furthering science and our collective knowledge and all that but what exactly were they supposed to be studying here that led them to discover this earth-shaking revelation? My problem when reading articles such as this one that involve science and math is that a couple of sentences in I start hearing this dull buzz in my ears and my eyes roll to the back of my head and I start drooling. Just ask the wife, she’s a science teacher. She sees the look on occasion.

Not that I don’t like science or anything. Give me the fixings of something explosive or disgusting and I will experiment all day. I helped my daughter find a couple of articles the other day on home science projects that she could do. It’s just all of that freaking mumbo-jumbo that kills me.

Tomorrow’s Going to be a Long One

I have meetings tomorrow afternoon in Oxford, Alabama at 4 PM central time after my normal daily stuff. Normally I don’t get home until 9 PM or so on the days that I have my Alabama meetings. That’s one thing I am learning to truly hate about having more than one store. Normally I could get out of the meetings as a manager and maybe go to 10 or 12 a year but now it’s at least one a week and sometimes two or three. Damn. All the time we spend in meetings we could probably drum up all sorts of business just by hanging out in the stores.

I can’t kid myself though. Most of the meetings are held after first shift during the time when I would normally be at home anyway, which is exactly where I would be tomorrow if I didn’t have to drive to Alabama.

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I received a phone call from one of my managers about Two this morning. Of course I didn’t answer but checked my voice mail first thing this morning. Had it been from either of the other two I probably would have picked up the phone but this is from the guy that can’t wipe his bum without calling me fifty times today.

Apparently he had been getting calls from his employees all night long and had spent half the night at the store. I honestly think he’s lying and just wants to call in on me. For one thing, in the four months that he has worked for me his employees have never been able to get in touch with him before when they need him. He just doesn’t bother answer his calls and they normally end up calling me. He left some rambling voice mail about the bathroom door being locked and they didn’t know what to do and then he goes on to explain that he didn’t know what to do because he didn’t know how to handle it.

I didn’t even bother to call him, although I will call shortly to make sure his ass is out of bed and on the way to work. Why is common sense so uncommon?

Time to go to work I suppose.

Thursday Thongs

Almost forgot to post this today…

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No Seperation of Church and State When It Comes To Muslims For the ACLU

That’s usually the last thing you’ll hear before one of my redneck buddies does something extremely stupid but this is something to check out if you are concerned about the double standards of the ACLU when it comes to seperation of church and state. As far as the ACLU is concerned it only counts where Christians are concerned. If you are Muslim, it’s business as usual.

My personal opinion is that I am all for the separation of church and state. I believe in neither Islam nor Christianity so the point is pretty much moot to me. I don’t force my beliefs (or lack thereof) on other people and I respect their faith but also expect them to keep it out of my face. I occasionally go to church for weddings, etc… and encourage my daughter to keep going with her friends if only for the great social and moral implications.

Anyway, the Detroit chapter of the ACLU is trying to step away from the matter that the University of Michigan has recently spent $25000 to retrofit school bathrooms with footbaths to accomadate Muslims who must perform ritual washing as a part of their daily religious observance because they say that everyone can use the footbaths. Heck, exactly what I have been waiting for in the local Wal-Mart…not.

Stop the ACLU has a great post up about this story, go over and read the rest if you get the chance.

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Did You Ever?…

…take a dump that felt so good it was like a mystical experience and tears streamed down your face?

Me either. Just wondering.

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Inconsiderate People

I hate my employees at times. I am at my busier store today and tomorrow and usually the people there are pretty good about showing up for work and on time. Quite a few of the ‘veterans’ there I have trained over the years or they know how I am about people that are late or don’t show up, so they have kind of spread the word.

It’s not that I don’t doubt that the guy is sick, but as far as I am concerned, you don’t call in two hours prior to your shift unless you are on the way to the fricking hospital. 90% of the time that I wake up feeling like crap byt the time I am at work or at the very least halfway through my day I don’t feel as bad as I did. I guess that’s just the hourly mentality in this guy. “Oh, I can’t come in, I have a cold sore wah wah wah”.

I’ve been in a pretty foul mood all weekend and it has sort of carried over to today if you couldn’t tell.

I was already pissed off because I had to sit in a meeting until five this evening because the food cost is out of line at two of my stores. I am having a hard time tracking it because my managers aren’t doing their job, so I get to sit in this damn thing every Monday for awhile.

Vick Takes Plea Deal

I received a Twitter about this earlier in the afternoon and then watched it on CNN on my cell phone but I realized that I didn’t have my iPaq or anything to post on. Not that everybody probably doesn’t already know anyway. Here is some video on the news from Reuters

I’m Not Really Here Now, But…

I’ve spent most of the morning working on site templates. No changes here, just tweaking of a few sites and adding in Google sitemaps. I recently started a blog strictly for HTPC enthusiasts and had to add the sitemaps to Google. No real content there, I’ll link to it later on.

Hopefully today won’t be too terribly long. Unfortunately since a couple of my managers aren’t doing everything that they should be I am going to be stuck in a meeting this afternoon for at least an hour after the day shift. I am going to try and wheedle my way out of it though. It’s mainly for the folks that aren’t doing everything that they need to. Neither of these guys are too happy about having to go but there is a solution for that too.

As we are winding down the summer it’s starting to slow down a bit and that will give me a couple of months to work on getting these people trained and getting staffed for the holiday season. Not only that but there are a couple of things going on the next two months that I am looking forward to such as going to the boy’s graduation ceremony next month as well as the blogmeet in Helen in October.

By now I am at work, I have to leave the house at 6:15 or so, but wanted to get a couple of posts up and scheduled before I left the house. Cross your fingers that I will get home at a decent time.